The inherent goodness of pizza

Right now I am craving some pizza.  MMMmmm…Puccini’s, Bazbeaux’s, Some Guys Pizza.  God I would kill to have the best pizza I’ve ever had (and I haven’t had it in almost 20 years), Frankie’s Firehouse Pizza.  Yum yum yum.  Pizza is God’s gift to the tastebuds, and also his cruel little practicle joke.  Have you ever done one of those jokes to somebody that goes something like this, “Here, drink this.”  The other person goes ahaid and gulps it down thinking, “Mmm.  This is good” meanwhile you giggle because you know what you’ve put in it. 

Pizza happens to be the same way.  We have cheese (milk food group), crust (bread food group), sausage-pepperoni-ground beef (meat food group), green peppers-onions-mushrooms (vegetable food group), and tomato sauce-pineapples-etc (fruit food group).  It should make perfect sense that such yummy goodness all mixed together would make for the perfect meal.  But NNNOOOO!!!  Pizza is not exactly the most healthy food for us to eat.  WHY GOD WHY!?!?!

Okie dokie I’m done, and I still want pizza.